The Stupid"est" Scammer I Ever Seen In My Life~!!!

Today, while i was chatting with my friends on the msn, suddenly someone try to add me. ( In my mind, i was thinking " Gosh..... Am i getting popular on my blog or my facebook? Hmm.... maybe is my fans.... hehe..... ) Without any thinking, i approve her add....

Then this is how the stories goes.......

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
who are u?

fedexofficer jo says:
im josey kim from powerball company
 
fedexofficer jo says:
im here to imform you that u have won a package with us
 
fedexofficer jo says:
u can go visit our website for more detail

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
huh?
  ( I was STUNNED!!! )
 


~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
what?
( The 1st things comes into my mind is " WTF YOU THINK IM STUPID IZZIT? "


 fedexofficer jo says:
that is why am here to inform you about your package with us

fedexofficer jo says:
you can see our website so that you can know me better

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
what website?
 ( You all know that " Curiosity Kills The Cats " so that is what im feeling now. )


fedexofficer jo says:
www.powerball.com

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
how u know me?

fedexofficer jo says:
i know you be your hotmail

fedexofficer jo says:
your hotmail won a package with us in our company

fedexofficer jo says:
that is we i know you

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
what package?

fedexofficer jo says:
just check our website

fedexofficer jo says:
so that you can know about us

fedexofficer jo says:
okay

fedexofficer jo says:
www.powerball.com

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
i didnt register anything on internet how come can win anything?

fedexofficer jo says:
yes

fedexofficer jo says:
it is a game that powerball compnay play for those who have msn

fedexofficer jo says:
and you are you lcuky to be among
( If she really from America then her english should be very good, but why i cant even sense a bit proper english at all? ) for example: lcuky


~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
what package did i won?

fedexofficer jo says:
you won $250,000
( Waa.... so easy can win $250,000? )


fedexofficer jo says:
that is your money for real
( Yea.. yea.... bla.... bla.... bla..... )


~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
so how or where im going to claim that money?

fedexofficer jo says:
are you ready to claim it?
( " WTF " if you wanna give away your money, why i need to be ready for? just give me the damn money thats all you need to do. )


~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
yea?
( YEA!!!! why not? you stupid? )


fedexofficer jo says:
you we have to give me your info you bring your money

fedexofficer jo says:
Full name........
Full Home Address......
Your Age.....
Date of birth
Married/Single.....
E-mail........
Hotmail, Yahoo,Aol,Facebook.....

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
huh?
( Finally you show out your fox tails already..... )


fedexofficer jo says:
so that we can bring your money to your house

fedexofficer jo says:
yes so give me now
( At this time, i was laugh my ass off and showing this chatting to my colleague then i went silent on the msn( no answer ) then a few second later.....

fedexofficer jo just sent you a nudge.
( She actually nudge me!!! )

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
?

fedexofficer jo says:
so give me so that you can get your money today
( Am i suppose to be the one that excited about it? Why she sound to me like she is more excited to giving away the money than me receiving the money? LoL....... )

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
nvm if i win anything ... u can always give it to the orphanage.... ok? i give u the orphanage address....
( I trying to send her a message...... ) 

fedexofficer jo says:
yes that is why we need your address
( But.... she actually stupid enough to doesn't get what i mean..... )

fedexofficer jo says:
we dont have that with us
( Izzit me or you all doesn't know what she is saying? Cause i really dont have a clue about what she saying..... The only things i 100% know about is that her english really SUX SHIT!!! )

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
huh?

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
have what?

fedexofficer jo says:
We need all your info
( And agian she trying to get my info..... )

fedexofficer jo says:
Full name........
Full Home Address......
Your Age.....
Date of birth
Married/Single.....
E-mail........
Hotmail, Yahoo,Aol,Facebook.....

~RicHarD~ UltraCoreGamerz-BeefHole~ www.richardnormallife.blogspot.com says:
if u know my msn then u sure know my info also....
( Thats means if i am a boss of some lucky draw company, for sure i will know who i will be giving away my prize to...... rite or not? It cant be that you giving away prize without knowing who you giving away..... ) For example : if you organize a lucky draw contest on msn company, for sure that the msn company will give notification to everybody using msn..... cause can helps improve more people to join msn.... So if someone really won some prize, msn company sure will give away the info of the lucky guy to the lucky draw company...... )

fedexofficer jo says:
How will i know your info
( Really stupid, still dont get it...... )

Then after few minutes later, she sign off...........

Maybe, she give up on trying to scam me.......... 

Ps: Beware of this yahoomail = fedexofficer_jo@yahoo.com

Woot........ Delicious bor??

Today, i got 2 surprise in 1 day........ the 1st surprise is that my boss invite me go on a vacation trip with him to thailand......

The second surprise is...... i got a very delicious dinner from my customer...... " HOW GOOD CAN TODAY BE? "

Let me show u.........

Did i make u feel hungry now? Wakakakakaa......

Different type of sushi and a cup of chinese tea ( This chinese tea is called " Pu Er ". A very high quality tea. )
If got time 2morrow i show you how they make this tea..... ( chinese tradisional way of making tea )

Maybe someone will say something like " Cheh.....sushi nia ma " but to me eatting different type of sushi when dinner ( IS FREE SOME MORE ) are consider as very speacial liao...... ( actually the person who saying cheh..... is because that person is jealous about me ) Wakakakakaka.....

Today really feel very lucky.......

A Huge Surprise From My Boss....

Today, when i was busy in the office then suddenly........

Boss : Hey richard, Hari Raya you got free time bor?

I : Yea, why u ask?

I : Here is johor ma.... holiday also cant go anywhere..... ( Because no car to drive..... )

Boss : Acually nothing important lar.... just wanna check whether u got time bor, if got time then wanna follow me go thailand bor?

At this time i was thought is he kidding with me?
Then i ask.....

I : You sure or not? You sponser or not?

Boss : "Of Couse"

I : Why suddenly wanna go thailand? You wan find "Ah Gua" har?

Boss : No lah!!!

Then My boss starting acting weird(Shy shy)......

Boss : Acually........... I miss my wife............

Then my impresion was " Errrrr.... ok..... why miss wife must go thailand? "
Then he told me acually his wife is thailand people.
But she going back thailand 1 month for holiday ( Back to visit kampung )

I : Why must bring us along le?

Boss : Bring you along you still asking so many question ar? You consider lucky that i bring u go thailand.....

I : "Errrrrrrr........." ( speechless.......... what to do? he is the boss ba..... the only thing we can do is just remain silent........ )

True also..... i consider lucky already cause not much boss will suddenly ask u go vacation with him and sponser ( Singapore Airline Tickets / Eat over there / Hotel Bills / And visit the famous places in thailand ).

To me is like "One Thousand And One Boss I Ever See".....
 Really Very Nice Boss!!!!

In the morning, when go working feel like wanna die from work...... but when he told me this news i was happy until i can almost "FLY"..... ( Because i never been to thailand before.... )

Wuhoo!!!!!!!!!!! Yappi!!!!!!!!!! Wakakakaka!!!!!!! Hehehehehe!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Opps...... Too Excited...... Sry...........

On The 20th Of September 2009 " THAILAND HERE I COME "

Cant Wait For This Vacation!!!!!  V ^0^ V

Thx Boss....... Hehe.......

Why Do Human Got Feeling?

One day my fren suddenly "PM" me on msn...

Him : Hi

I : Hi

Him : can i ask u something....

I : sure

Him : if got a boy likes a gal then one day he saw that gal sharing her mask with other guy infront of him so the guy now feel very disappointed....

I : do the gal knows that the boy like her o not?

Him : yeah...

I : hmm...... maybe the guy being too sensitive......

I : y suddenly ask about this?

Him : im the disappointed guy.....

I : errrr....... ( shock me for few second )

I : nvm if u think she doent suit u then let go lor..... maybe u will found a better gal nextime.....

Him : yea.... my frens also told me to let go....

Then the rest of the story is i try to cheer him up........ took me few minutes to help him recover his mood...... takes some jokes and some times to do it........

When he havent told me the guy is him = i was thinking" wtf jealous over a mask she wearing".
But when he told me the guy is him = i was thinking "errr......(my brain totally blank for few seconds)" still cant belive it because he consider as a handsome looking guy. Usually handsome guy have no this problem facing againts gals. The only handsome guys problem is having too much gf.... "LoL"

The only thing i can do left is = "hey, lets go KFC/Mcdonald..... i chia u eat"

Hey, thats whats friends are for....... rite?

Acually he is not the only one complains about his feeling towards me..... Sometimes is about his/her relationship with their bf/gf......

The only things we can help by being a friend is by help them sloving their problem. maybe sometimes doesnt work as we plan, but at least we try our best.

Like me, i also facing some feeling problems too....

To me, my most biggest problem is my family....

It been a while since my big sister and my little brother left malaysia and go to U.K for further studies...

Still cant belive it..... times do fly..... i still remember when we were small, we usually always fighting with each other for no special reason....... haha....... good old days....... I miss them alot.......

Is a very sad things, but in the end the only things to do is only "Let Go".

But try thinking the other way around.... is not like they going to U.K and never come back rite?

When they finish their studies, i will able to go U.K to visit their graduation and see them wearing the famous "Square Hat". Then i will be very proud to having them as my sister and brother...... ^^

Family is very important. So if got spare times, pls spend some with your family.

Maybe sometimes having feelings can make you sad, but feelings is also the one makes u happy.

So is not important that u sad, is important that how u gonna make urself happy.Cheers......

Wishing them studies well over there......

My Brother and Sister........

This is me telling my normal daily life experience.....
This is my first post..... hope to those viewers like my post.....^^ Cheers......

Intro Myself.............

Hi , My name is richard. Home of the cats(Kuching) is where i was born. I just another human being living on earth. I create this blog cause i wanted share my experience and my daily life stories with everybody. Who knows..... maybe my experience will be useful to somebody..... Anyway this is me telling my stories whether u like it or not , im still will keep on telling my daily normal life.....